If we’re being honest here...
Review? I Was Too Busy Eating.
I wasn't prepared to fall in love with a box of lentils and rice, but here we are. This red lentil rice from Thrive Market smells like garlic and paprika heaven, cooks in one pot, and tastes like Spanish rice with a glow-up. Honestly, I forgot I was supposed to review it—because I was too busy eating it.
Smells Like Bug Spray, Burns Like Regret
Fresh out of the shower and already fighting for my life—this Humble deodorant promised clean ingredients and spa vibes, but delivered militant mosquito spray and an armpit inferno. I gave it a shot, but my sensitive skin waved the white flag. If you’ve got tougher pits than I do, it might be your thing. Me? I got humbled. Literally.
Smells Like a Hug, Acts Like a Frenemy
Listen. I love a good hair day as much as the next mom trying to do five things before the coffee even finishes brewing. The moment I massaged in Acure’s Ultra Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner and caught that warm almond scent—like childhood in a bottle—I knew this was more than just a wash. It was a main character moment. Somewhere in the distance, a wind machine fired up and my shower became a cinematic masterpiece.
🥒 Thrive Market organic pickles: The bougie baby dill experience I didn’t know I needed
I consider myself a pickle snob. Crunchy, briny, and borderline bougie. So when I spotted Thrive Market’s Organic Baby Dills on sale, I bit—hard. But $8.59 a jar?! Are they worth the stem drama and premium price? Let’s talk about it.
Saltier Than My Attitude
Are these cheese balls a snack-time win or a salty slap to the taste buds? In true IMBHO fashion, we give you the unfiltered, orange-dust-free scoop on The Good Crisp Company’s clean-ingredient cheese puffs.
Sweet, Sour, and Gone in 5 Minutes
Freeze-dried fruit: expensive, addictive, and totally justifiable. Natierra’s pineapple packs a crunchy, tropical punch that tastes like a vacation (but costs like one, too). Here’s why I regret nothing
Ice, Ice, Baby: My Face Roller Obsession
I bought a $16 ice roller on Amazon thinking it was a gimmick—and now I use it daily to fight puffiness, sinus headaches, anxiety, and all the chaos my face picks up along the way. It’s like self-care… but colder and cheaper than therapy.
Puffs with a Purpose
Baby snacks aren’t known for being thrilling, but Ready. Set. Food! Organic Puffs just rewrote the playbook. These apple cinnamon bites are packed with purpose—literally. With the top 9 allergens baked in, they’re helping babies build immunity and flavor profiles one puff at a time. Yes, I taste-tested them. Yes, they’re actually good. And yes, I’d buy them again in a heartbeat. All in the name of science, obviously.
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